Juno

So, this is Juno, one nice romantic movie that I liked, who said that i'm not a romantic guy ?
FUCK YOU! i'm full of romantic shit ... like beer and stuff ... but thats not the point.
The point is that Juno is a pretty good film, so see it ... and if you don't like the movie or the girl ( witch is very nice, cool and pretty ) well ... well then you can go fuck yourself!


I love the song too so here are the lyrics :

f I were a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I were a tree growing tall and greeen
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
As long as you were with me, let the cold wind blow

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
If you were a seed, I'd be a pod.
If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

If you were the wood, I'd be the fire.
If you were the love, I'd be the desire.
If you were a castle, I'd be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.

I'm going to hell for this one....

I've fallen in love

My life is shity. My beer is pure... I saw an angel... Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me from the table ... she was pretty pretty hot.
I was cleaning tables for 30 minutes, she was still there all alone ... she asked me "wheres the manager?" I told her she was hot...
She could see from my face that I was fucking horny ...
And I don't think that she had to beat the crap out of me with her mobile phone...
But we shared a moment that will last till the end....

I told her I loved her and i wanna screw her.
she told me i was an asshole and maybe i should go to hell and die ...
shes beautiful....shes beautiful to me ...
but is time to face the truth...
Love is bullshit. Emotions are bullshit. I am a pig. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it!

La sarit gardul again !

În 2006, pe 5 august, Ultima Playa din Mamaia a găzduit un eveniment istoric pentru muzica electronică din România. Fat Boy Slim a susţinut unul dintre cele mai mari şi mai aşteptate concerte de acest gen. În prezenţa a aproximativ 20.000 de persoane şi a câtorva picături de ploaie picate tocmai bine, acesta a reeditat petrecerea de la Brighton Beach, unde a strâns peste 250.000 de oameni. Anul acesta, Fat Boy Slim a acceptat o nouă invitaţie a brandului The Mission la un eveniment care va avea loc tot pe litoral, pe 12 iulie.

Norman Cook, cunoscut de fanii din toată lumea sub numele de Fatboy Slim, a lansat la începutul acestui an dvd-ul “Incredible Adventures In Brazil”. Cu forţe proaspete, este gata să mixeze din nou pentru publicul român în vară acestui an.

Cum spune si articolul de mai sus pe 5 august 2006 fatboyslim a fost in romania, pretul biletului era destul de fenomenal pentru buzunarele noastre, dar asta nu ne-a retinut sa nu il vedem. Am sarit gardul, ne-am fofilat pe langa cei de la paza si protectie si am vazut concertul. Sa speream ca inca mai avem "bile" pentru asa ceva si anul asta.

Cateva poze facute de mine atunci :

Jesus Busters

Eu, geniul pustiu, un adevarat Faust modern...

Pe un anume forum, o anume tipa, scrie o carte si unul din personaje sunt eu, evident:

"Si daca tot am intrat in divulgari, ok, primul personaj era badjoke care m-a inspirat cu un *anume* comentariu facut acum ceva timp .

Structura cartzii o sa fie ceva de tipul o colectzie de short-stories (fiction sau chiar fantasy) , urmate fiecare de o parte non-fiction, cum ar veni un fel de "filosofie" personala sau "meditatzie" pe marginea subiectului, concluzionata cu niste versuri ."

Pe langa faptul ca stiam mereu ca o sa ajung celebru and shit, inspir oameni, influentez/schimb atitudini si creez principi. Merit sa va conduc, like hitler and stuff...

In momentul de fata, sunt atat de infumurat incat cred, ca corpul meu nu va putea rezista, rezultand in moartea mea ... asa ca daca nu o sa mai vedeti posturi curand, inseamna ca am fost prea genial pentru propiul meu bine, prea genial pentru viata...

Multumesc.

How To Fight A Bear

This is very helpful indeed...

will the world be ruled by a vagina or a black asshole ?

Will Hillary Clinton be the next president of the USA ? will the world be ruled by a vagina or by that black Obama dude...

But what do I care ? I live in shity Romania ruled by a bold asshole and other stinky rats ...