I will post all the quotes in English that I found and liked for the past year or so. Hope you like them.
So here it is :
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. So don't fuck with us!"
There is a time for daring and a time for caution, and a wise man knows which is called for.
No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.
God, please save me from your followers!
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.
Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite of the apple.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough
It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one
No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide...
Don't waste good drugs on killing yourself. Share them with friends and have a party. Or send them to me.
I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
The things you own end up owning you.
And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car. There's always that...
Deja vu all over again.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bob had bitch tits
Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of materiel possessions.
If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst.
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
How much can you possibly know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
Now, a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Self-improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction....
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. Fuck damnation, man, fuck redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!
You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us
And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
Without sacrifice, without death, we would have nothing.
Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
I say let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea... ( NOFX )
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse. ( GREEN DAY )
A cigarette pressed between her lips, But I'm staring at her tits..It's the wrong way!!! Strong if I can, but I am only a man... ( SUBLIME )
