Bubi

come here !!

don't eat my shoes u piece of shit dog.

take a baseball bat.

beat the hell out of him.

nice dog.

come here.

Please don't heat me again the dog says.

Say it.

I wont eat your shoes.

Promise ?

Sure.

Good boy.

hiting bottom

I just saw the Cube movie trilogy ... what a piece of crap!
In the movie there was talking about the existing of more then 4 dimensions, this led me to wikipedia, so I searched about the dimensions, quantum mechanics, the string theory, theory of everything ... this sort of bullshit. This made me ask myself existential questions, this is a sort of state, of close maddens that I get in sometimes, it has nothing to do with the way my day went, even if I have a excelent day I still can end up like this.

I want to destroy something beautiful I'll never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump methan straight up to the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore oil. I want to kill all the fish I can't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'll never see.

I really want to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't fuck to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground.

A hope is released

A multinational doctors team try to find an antidote. They tried different types of antibiotics , cocktail of antibiotics ... even weed but nothing worked `till now .
A combination of nettles and wax cherry seems to calm down this felty organism ( OCI ) but they did not got the right amount of "elements".
Pretty soon i will get the textbook with instructions and i will post here, for the this treatment.
I will keep you note with other details.

Last Minute News

The OCI crisis has started. A new Pandemia is released . Several countries reported that OCI worm/virus make his presence real. Their people accuse pain in their lower back region and purulent shit ..with fat in it. This country ask for help to international organization but even this ones couldn`t help them .

OCI - Only Crap Inside

well OCI is separated from that Organization of planting church. We reserve our rights to write about OCI Adventures. Black Humorists inside .....militants and others outside

We are Back !

As you see, we@us team is back!

We have new ideas, no more pictures (for this moment) , a new format , a new start.. now that OCI is born our attention is focused on him(them) , let`s have him grow and expand to the whole world .. long live the OCI and ass pain.

Temporary Standby

A last minute medical research shows that the OCI can be put in stand by by filling your gut with beer and milk (plenty of thoose, cocktail belk) Oci will shutdown for 2 hours and you can shit in peace , and in this time your pain will disapear but when the effect of belk will dissaper the Oci will revenge and they will multiplicate so .. more Oci more pain .
Becarefull some are immune to belk .. so watch it.
May the OCI be with you forever...

OCI - The Geneza

OCI --- Only Crap Inside
All started...who knows when...laying down on our sick mind...while we were on faculty...in a true moment of high inspiration. Me and Him...focusing on our teacher's intestinal worms.. so with new symptoms and new shapes the OCI took live.
Symptoms :
Ass Pain ( a deep pain...)
Ass Bleeding ( to nice to be unreal)
A large amount of DIARRHEA
uncontrollable Farts
WET farts
Farts with sand (pure pleasure)
Anus expand to the...infinite.


Antidote : Unknown to this moment (for your healthy put a cork in your ass)

to be continued...





WE@US